Thank you to East Side for her usually hilarity today and for pointing me in the direction of this T Magazine Hair How-To.
THE DUCHAMP: TEASE HAIR. TEASE MORE. THEN PRETEND HAIR IS A PRESENT.
PIGTAIL 2.0: ADD LIFT BY APPLYING NUTELLA TO ROOTS, THEN SHAPE USING A FLAT IRON, A CURLING IRON AND A NINE-IRON.
THE (HAIR) BOMB: WHILE HAIR IS STILL WET, JUMP INTO BED WITH JOHNNY DEPP AND ROLL AROUND UNTIL HAIR DRIES. DO NOT COMB. MIST LIGHTLY WITH HAIR SPRAY, AND WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE.
THE TEASE-E-FIZZ: SHAMPOO, RINSE AND CLIMB INTO 1955 PORSCHE 550 SPYDER CONVERTIBLE. DRIVE UP PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY UNTIL YOU HIT DAVID GEFFEN’S HOUSE, AND TURN AROUND. IF YOU HIT MEL GIBSON’S TURNOFF, YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR.
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