"Flip flops are so middle class."

I don't even watch Gossip Girl but that doesn't mean I don't love Chuck Bass. Someday, maybe when Captain is out of town, I will rent every episode and watch them in sweet, sweet guilty pleasure delight. Until then this will ease my cravings.

“This certainly is a jaunty hat, isn’t it. Note that my boat shoes feature the exact same shade of cerulean as the stripes on my shirt. I mean, this may be the beach, but I still have a reputation to maintain. Flip flops are so middle class.”