Thursday, March 19


Because everyone needs a Christopher Walken break.

"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front of my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him." from web

"The Pope is in Africa "reaffirming the ban on condom use." His old stuff was funnier. I don't get this new material. Too edgy for my taste." from web

"Our driver told the story of his childhood spirit animal - which was apparently a civet cat or seasoned marmot. I'm hungry for a pickle now." from web


  1. Awesome. I love Christopher Walken and am so glad he jumped on the twitter bandwagon.

  2. Oh, this made my day! This one's my fav:

    "A friend from out west mailed me a "Snuggie." A joke apparently. I don't get it. I look like a derelict Gumby in the thing. Funny, I guess."