Because everyone needs a Christopher Walken break.
"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front of my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him." about 16 hours ago from web
"The Pope is in Africa "reaffirming the ban on condom use." His old stuff was funnier. I don't get this new material. Too edgy for my taste." about 23 hours ago from web
"Our driver told the story of his childhood spirit animal - which was apparently a civet cat or seasoned marmot. I'm hungry for a pickle now." 10:06 AM Mar 13th from web
Awesome. I love Christopher Walken and am so glad he jumped on the twitter bandwagon.
ReplyDeleteOh, this made my day! This one's my fav:
ReplyDelete"A friend from out west mailed me a "Snuggie." A joke apparently. I don't get it. I look like a derelict Gumby in the thing. Funny, I guess."
This completely made my weekend!
ReplyDeleteTOO FUNNY... wow.
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