Mine is!
"The establishment has no hold on the metrognome! His appearance implies: in my heart, I am cut out for the challenges of the wild. I master the elements and am obscurely connected to an earlier time. / ...women find the metrognome cozy and cuddly; others somewhat silly and scratchy. One thing is for sure: he's coming to a microbrewery near you, and the time is nigh."
I'm totally in the cozy and cuddly category. I love me a beard-o.
{photo via jezebel}
Hilar. I also love fuzzy men. I do not, however, love Paul Rudd. I find him smug.
ReplyDeleteI do luff Paul Rudd. I can't help it. He and Captain McCool were seperated at birth. Knit caps and all.
ReplyDeleteMy man wants to be a metrognome. His hair is so light it just doesn't work on him. One time he tried to grow a handlebar mustache (apparently him and his friends at work had a contest?). Needless to say, he didn't win.
ReplyDeleteYikes! We were at a party a couple years ago and the captain and some guys thought it would be HI-larious to shave their facial hair into handlebar 'staches. Not. Cute. We have been working with some 'stache goo to get that ol' sea captain look, tho.
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong that I think handlebar mustaches are kind of hot on the right guy? H-town does *not* have a handlebar. Just the regular kind :)
ReplyDeletehaha... my sweet brooklynite husband-to-be is completely caught up in the delusion that he is a lumberjack... but it's ok, he's so fuzzy and cuddly.
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